meet leandra
introduction
The cure to boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
Dorothy Parker
With mere moments left till we meet, the moment you’ve been anticipating inches closer. The door opens and in front of you stands a very petite treat of a woman with a welcoming smile. “She seems nice” you think to yourself. But wait! As we get comfy and deeper into conversation, you’ll find my sweet personality comes with a side of dry, sarcastic humour. But of course! All the best dishes have a hint of spice and I am one of them.
I am well versed in many topics like politics, current events, my existential crisis, your dick, etc. As I giggle away at my own jokes, you will be completely smitten. Unable to keep it in your pants any longer, I will sense the tension and ask you to please go freshen up. Getting overly excited in the shower won’t be necessary because I will be waiting for you on the bed in nothing but my little panties when you come out. Sound intriguing? Make this dream a reality
at a glance
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age mid 30s
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height 4’11” (150 cm)
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smoking never
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drinking never