With mere moments left till we meet, the moment you’ve been anticipating inches closer. The door opens and in front of you stands a very petite treat of a woman with a welcoming smile. “She seems nice” you think to yourself. But wait! As we get comfy and deeper into conversation, you’ll find my sweet personality comes with a side of dry, sarcastic humour. But of course! All the best dishes have a hint of spice and I am one of them.

I am well versed in many topics like politics, current events, my existential crisis, your dick, etc. As I giggle away at my own jokes, you will be completely smitten. Unable to keep it in your pants any longer, I will sense the tension and ask you to please go freshen up. Getting overly excited in the shower won’t be necessary because I will be waiting for you on the bed in nothing but my little panties when you come out. Sound intriguing? Make this dream a reality